Jokes
1. A man who’s experiencing tooth decay is advised to see a dentist. The dentist checks him and says, “cheese, eggs, carrots and tomatoes are good for your teeth.”
The man goes back home, rushes to a near-by shop and buys some cheese, eggs, carrots and tomatoes. He goes back home, cuts a piece of the cheese, carrots and tomatoes and places them in a plate. He takes an egg, boils it hurriedly, peels it and puts it in the plate. He then goes to brush his teeth. He comes back, takes the cheese and spreads it on his teeth from jaw to jaw. He does the same to with the eggs, carrots and tomatoes. He goes to the living room and lies on his back on the sofa.
His daughter comes from out and sees him in the sofa with his mouth virtually opened. “What happens to your mouth, daddy?” she asks.
“Nothing. I have some egg, cheese, carrots and tomatoes in my mouth for my teeth. You know the problem with my gum, Jane.” He fights to explain.
“Why do you have to keep it in your mouth, instead of eating it?” the girl asked.
“Because eating it will not produce the required result fast, if I eat them. If I eat them, they will go into my stomach, which is far from my teeth that have the problem. It’s better to keep to exactly to where the problem is.” He defended his action.
